Now today I thought I'd tell you about the telephone and how useful it has been to us since it's creation.
So to start with, back in the "olden days" when people didn't have telephones they had to go a long way just to talk to their family, but with the telephone we just need to punch in a few numbers and hey presto, instant family.
The telephone also saves lives, like if it's a life and death situation you can call up the doctor and he will be there in a few minutes, but before the telephone you would have to drive or run to the doctor and then back again and in that time the patient could have died. :(
The telephone is also useful for businesses, like before you would have to go from shop to shop before you found what you were looking for, but with the telephone, you can just call from your room until you find it.
And if you want to chat to your friend you just have to call them up, instead of driving all the way to their house, which might be a long way away.
And thus concludes the usefulness of the telephone... click, beep, beep, beep.
I hope you enjoyed that.